She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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