i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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