More tranny stories later!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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