5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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