I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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