So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
