Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Vodka?
Forever.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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