she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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