Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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