Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Farmville is her only friend.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
