They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Text me some of your sweat
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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