dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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