i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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