well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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