I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
