just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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