And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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