Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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