Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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