Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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