make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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