oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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