Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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