You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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