you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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