Define "chronic" masturbator.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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