Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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