you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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