the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I love you. Go after that dick
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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