you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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