Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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