i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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