ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
