guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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