were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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