Me too!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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