ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I will pee on everything he values.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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