At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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