i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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