Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Your topless pictures make me question reality
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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