But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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