In the future we'll all be gay
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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