Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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