You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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