i just had sex bonerless
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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