I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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