the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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