i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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