I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
