The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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You. Win. At. Life.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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